The guard for free

The guard for free is a milita comprised of toy eggs, lead by Sarge

Members

 * Sarge
 * Tex
 * also known as "Private Income Due to Notice"
 * tex works closely with Sarge to train the guard for free
 * says the sanderson's love the Guard for free
 * Private service Frisco
 * Memphis
 * female
 * is kidnapped by tao
 * Is a dog
 * Private Vegas
 * was once a driver and wants to drive again
 * Private battle
 * "flight seems fun!"
 * Private rooms
 * refers to the space ship in the Suite “the Space Scrambler”
 * Tells Chibi-Robo that “So Bama” invited him and signed up”
 * “sheesh, all I wanted to do was steal the aliens, Maybe I should!”
 * Obligations to complain of Bribe
 * Will be an astronaut once traffic stops with Fairbanks
 * Wants to register on planes in space with “Bama”
 * Says Sarge” makes the guard for free sit and be on zoom calls all day
 * Only thinks of “flying a space destroyer”
 * Macon soldier
 * Captain plankbeard is his “hero”
 * Wants to “grab the seas”
 * Is a pimp
 * says capt. Plankbeard is a “brilliant pirate” and has a “soft beard”
 * wants to serve in Chibi-Robo’s “stable team”
 * Maui
 * Captain plankbeard is his “absolute hero”
 * Wants to “sail her (capt. Plankbeard) in the ocean” and “travel by sea”
 * Says Sarge uses “sound teaching” to teach death, which tao uses as a birthmark
 * Idaho
 * Captain plankbeard is his “hero” and Someday wants to ride with him
 * Just wants to “use the sea” and “loot everything…”
 * Says Capt. Plankbeard has “an amazing beard”
 * Is glad that “they” have found the mussel lately but is saddened by the fact that it does not work
 * Some day will become a “pirate ship fisherman"
 * Houston Private
 * Is tired of Sarge's calls
 * Announced the tax
 * Tucson
 * Commands Chibi-Robo to report his homework
 * Private messages to Montana
 * Oregon
 * Special project reports in Denver
 * Special dragons
 * Private Jersey Missions
 * Private Fargo
 * Orlando
 * Detroit
 * Says the dead patrol was “thrown in the pit”